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 Post subject: Oksanochka Alexandrova
PostPosted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 1:09 pm 
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Name: Oksanochka Vissarionovich Alexandrova; "Oks"

Age: 33

Height: 7'2"

Weight: 366 lbs

Eye & Hair Color: Brown eyes, dirty blonde hair.

Detailed Description: She's not actually bad-looking, for someone her size, but it's not the first thing anyone ever notices. Beyond her obvious, muscular stature, her booming voice with a heavy Russian accent is what captures attention. (Seriously, her English is horrendous. But she's improving.) She's littered with scars here and there from charging headlong into combat.

Background: Raised on a farm outside Moscow, she's a country girl that grew up being ostracized for her size, and so learned to tolerate pretty much everything, and went into the military simply because her tank-like body was well suited to it. BLU pays better than the Soviet Armed Forces, although she enjoyed being a machine gunner. Having a minigun to carry around makes up for it. She keeps in frequent contact with her large and loving family, who are all much, much smaller than she is.

Recently, a visit back home to the outskirts of Kimry for her sister's wedding led to being stranded in-country. The Soviets found out about her false pretenses for leaving the army, and despite a prior agreement with TFI, made it impossible for her to return to North America. This has been cleared up via an enthusiastic Company representative and several tractors.

Personality: In a constant good mood; if you manage to take the smile off her face you've really accomplished something (and are about to die a horrible death). Everyone is her friend until they prove otherwise, even REDs off the field.

Orientation: Straight, as far as she knows.

Relationship(s): Though she'll always miss her little blue Doctor, she did manage to get together with her oh-so-recent ex one George Dye. That's it.

Company/Class: RED Heavy.

Favorite weapon: Minigun named Zoya RIP lost in flood; the replacement is serviceable but just not the same. Secondary weapon is a Mosin-Nagant M-38 rifle named Anya.

Trivia: Still a virgin, though it's looking like that might not last. In her off-hours, can often be seen knitting (lace as gifts and practical items for herself) or sewing; clothes are hard to come by in a size so few have.

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 Post subject: Oks Threads Ahoy
PostPosted: Sun Jun 06, 2010 2:26 pm 
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Threads by Timeline Order:

Single Ladies - Clara
In which Oks arrives, and gets lost... but it's not so bad, she makes a RED friend.

A Long Way From Home - Wes
In which Oks meets an Australian that likes guns as much as she does.

A Sizable Interruption - Susie
In which Oks meets a leetle Medic that is just what she needed.

The Sands of Nevada - Susie
In which Oks takes Susie on a camping trip.

FYI I Am a - Susie & Dorian
In which Susie runs into RED Spy trouble and Oks comes to the rescue.

Stupid Sexy Franz - Whistler
In which Whistler has a 'disturbing' dream and Oks tries to make friends.

Up & Down the Food Chain - Andreas & Seven
In which Oks needs a Medic and lucky for her, one is there... now to keep him safe.

Half-Off - George
In which there is shopping for sewing supplies!

Deep BLU Sea - Mildred & George
In which two roommates and a RED friend are stuck on the roof while everything floods.

The Weather Up There - Keegan
In which there are snowmen!

Come Here Often? - Makoto
In which there are delays and a small feline.

I Want You (She's a Heavy) - George
In which New Years Eve brings something new to Oks; kissing and sharing champagne.

BRB Blankets - Susie
In which Oks makes a discovery in the nude!

Spock's Beard - George

In which Star Trek is observed, also a potential teamswitch... still no sex.


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PostPosted: Sun Sep 12, 2010 2:03 am 
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Location: A Doctor's Bed
Title: Gingersnap
Uh...uhm... I...
iloveyou;-;
*runs away*

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 10:50 am 
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Don't run, Mel! She's beautiful. I'm just going to staaaaaaaaaaaare at her from across the field...where she won't kill me. A stolen sniper scope may be involved.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 11:17 am 
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Oh you guys. ;D

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